Dr Menghini visits local schoolI've heard a number of people enquire as to my whereabouts recently and express surprise that I haven't appeared at any public meetings to justify my proposals. Some have even suggested that I had a skiing trip booked to start immediately after I announced my plans.
You cynical bunch of sheep molesters. I've been diligently working on your behalf in Herefordshire with not a thought for my own comfort and safety. Why, here is a picture of me visiting a local school and playing with the lovely children.
In the meantime my charismatic crack team from the Education Department are touring the schools involved in my closure plans and reporting back that, once they have had a chance to present the facts, everyone has been fully supportive of my proposals and can't wait to see my plans for the Sir Gordon Brown Academy of Political Indoctrination and Richard Branson/Virgin Centre of Higher Education and Txt Msg.Now that my work in Herefordshire is almost over I suppose I should start thinking about moving on. I'm told there is a school near Windsor which is housed in unsuitable old buildings and does not meet the government directive for a wide range of vocational qualifications. It also sends a disproportionately high number of its pupils to Oxford and Cambridge so denying university places to the more deserving. There must be a sink school in Slough I could "amalgamate" Eton with.
