Friday 18 January 2008

Country bumpkins out for the night in Bromyard

Bromyard Meeting

Over 1100 of the fox-molesting inbreds attended a meeting in Bromyard yesterday to denounce my plans. Considering the population is only 3000 and that babies, young children and the adults looking after them could not attend, that must have just about been the entire eligible population. And they say my plans will destroy social cohesion!

These people just want, want, want. They already live longer than people in large towns and cities, they have a lower crime rate, their children do better at school and overall have a better quality of life. Well enough is enough and I intend to change all that.

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