Squealing like swine

Squealing like swine

Predictable whingeing and squealing from middle class parents and teachers after my announcements last week. BBC Hereford and Worcester asking people with nothing else useful to contribute to society to write in and leave their comments - as if anyone cares. Who listens to local news anyway?

Now the National Union of Teachers wants its half-penny worth too. Well Elspeth Sims - you know what they say: "those that can-do and those that can't-teach!"

Similar tosh on Hereford Times forum from the NIMBYs of rural Herefordshire. Just because they paid over the odds to live in the catchment area of one of our better schools they seem to think they have some right to comment. Mind you, with all the inbreeding in these villages it's a great opportunity for some social experiments on their children; we'll find out if these children can still outperform when we make them go to a crappy school. The final solution to the nature versus nurture debate (if you excuse my little joke).

Middle class parents really make me sick. Just because they have had children and sit on the board of Governors at some grotty little village school they think they are experts on childrens' education. Well get up and smell the coffee losers! The future is here and the future is Wyebridge Sports College.

My plans are to increase capacity to 5000 children, shut all other schools and then introduce a congestion charge for parents driving into Hereford. When they see how I have both saved money and increased income every Local Authority will want me. Yesterday Shropshire, today Herefordshire, tomorrow South America.