Wednesday 23 January 2008

Roast Salmon

Mengele in Disguise

Attended the public meeting at Lady Hawkins School in Kington this evening and only just arrived home. Had to go in disguise. No one recognised me. If they had I would have been lynched.

George Salmon got a proper roasting. Poor George looked like a broken man and let it slip he might not be the one coming back to continue the consultation in April. Nice of him to take all the flak for me. Especially since any idiot could see those pictures I have of him with the sheep are faked.

Councillor Terry James sat at the front like a beached whale and claimed that the only consultation over the proposed closures that had taken place was with the headmaster of Wyebridge College. Since he stands to gain from the proposals it's not altogether surprising he supported them. If Councillor James carries on blagging and revealing our methods the public might begin to doubt our integrity. We wouldn't want that would we? Not unless we want the brakes on his car to inexplicably fail. Driving on Herefordshire roads can be ever so dangerous.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your two henchmen you sent with Salmon weren't up to much - you didn't pay them ovetime did you?

Anonymous said...

Or even overtime!

Dr Sharon Mengele said...

The three stooges did look miserable didn't they. They wanted to grass me up but I would have had their balls this morning if they had.
They were well and trully done over by the teachers and audience and couldn't say what they wanted to in defence.

Anonymous said...

Do you remember, at a meeting with School Governors, promising to resign if your proposals did not go through...."there is no Plan B" you said. You walk...I'll provide the plank(s)....or we could use George and Paul. Geddit boys !!!

Anonymous said...

One of them said nothing - is he defecting or returning to WALT and WILF? I seem to remember that George nearly dumped you in it.

Judging by the times on your blog you work all night - another Iron Lady?

Dr Sharon Mengele said...

What's a WILF? Is it like a MILF for widows?
I won't even ask what a WALT is.